The Comprehensive Guide to Annoyingness- Part Two of Two

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Sniffle incessantly.
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Ask people what gender they are.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Slap someone every time they say "potato".
Sneeze on people.
Bother people you don't know.
Write a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, long sentence.
Bounce objects off bald guy's heads. (no offense to bald guys :))
Make people believe you're an AOL hacker by having an evil address.
Be really stupid.
Smack people in the face and claim it’s an arm spasm.
Skip numbers in a numbered list.
Yell out "that's gotta hurt" every time that someone dies in a movie.
Talk with a Russian accent.
In the middle of "Men in Black", get up & scream, "BEAM ME UP, SCOTTIE!"
When people ask if they can have your phone number (or anything else of yours) say you'll have to talk to your lawyer first.
Ask strangers where babies come from.
Ramble at people in Russian.
Repeatedly give your friends lists of ways to be annoying.




BONUS:
When a door that locks from the inside with a push-bar-- the kind in public places and schools-- that gets propped open to let people through is spotted by your expert annoying eye, make sure you have no business on the other side and then remove the prop and close the door. It will stop traffic or cause people to go around.


-CJS
KEEP ON ANNOYING!